We were at J's birthday party today and my pretty princess, in fancy dress, tights and her "ballet flats", lets a very unladylike toot. A big one.
"Oh, that was a fart," says Z. "Excuse me."
All the adults - "Giggle, chuckle, snort."
Next thing, we hear a very large what was probably a drill or some other power tool make a very large toot-ish sound. One of the grown-ups says "Zoe, was that you?"
Z totally got the joke! She laughed and laughed! She covered her mouth and said "No! That was a car!" She laughed as much as the adults did!
I guess you had to be there. But, as the late George Carlin said - "Farts are funny."
Especially when they come from my prissy little girl in a very NON-prissy manner and she just goes on like nothing happened.